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floor panties

Lingerie

Lingerie is just floor panties cause that's the only place they look good.

by The_Harry_Ballzack January 11, 2024


floor goldfish

Try it, you won't.

Justin asked Justin, "would you like to floor goldfish with me?"

by Floorgoldfish October 19, 2022


floor the place

Floor the place
When someone wants you to "floor the place" they want you to fuck them so hard they can't walk for a week

John wanted me to floor the place last night but I just wasn't ready.

Margret and Billy really floored the place last night, I could hear it from the room next to theirs!

by Fuck English language November 25, 2015


Fifth Floor Phenomen

It is a commonly understood fact that in a typical college dorm building, not the amish ones of course, that the fifth floor is the best, most sociable level. These students on such floor typically become best friends, spend every waking hour in each other's rooms, and congregate in the halls during hours when congregation isn't usual. In the more bizarre scenarios, there is one student on this floor that goes to each and every door and irritates the shit out of the floormates, because they can't the thought of spending a second alone in their own room.

Wow, I can't believe how nice your friends are. Where are they from? They are on the fifth floor of this building; that really does play into the fifth floor phenomenon huh?

by chickennuggylover September 26, 2022


floor header

1. suck dick
2. stay on their knees

That floor header did her job last night a little too well... my dick still hard

by lovelyladyof93 January 9, 2009


Floor Donkey

A person crawling around on a dirty floor looking for a lost item.

Kat is clawing on the filth floor looking for a lost battery. That bitch is such a floor donkey!

by BEV April 21, 2017


I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r September 8, 2022