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When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years
May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener
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Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine
Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.
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what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.
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Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.
Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)
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It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!
When a female work colleague turns around, bends over her desk and drops her pants/panties to be taken from behind
Lady: come to my office, I’m open for business
A person who openly and unashamedly cheats on their partner with any willing soul.
"Did you hear that Jeremy homewrecked John and Emily's relationship?"
"No dude you've got it all wrong. He cant homewreck them since Emily is an Open House"