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A challenge in which you are not allowed to masturbate for all of October.
Person 1: Will you participate in Opposite Orgasm October?
Person 2: I just failed.
Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
A game to play with sexual deviants during a play/musical. Anytime music peaks or tension occurs someone in the group must try to orgasm. Whomever doesn't orgasm is eliminated, last one standing wins.
You guys wanna go see Romeo and Juliet and play Orgasm of the Opera?
The female orgasm is a super pleasurable intense, long lasting feeling of pleasure. It feels so damn good. It happens when a women reaches sexual climax after either rubbing her clit, fingering her vagina or humping teddy bears, having sex with a male and using his penis to stimulate her g spot and cervix, or using different variations of sex toys. The female orgasm is followed by a series of multiple contractions of the vulva, clit and vagina, the contractions of the vagina are so strong it can push a penis out during sex and it squeezes a penis so a male feels when the women is orgasming. The vagina gets super wet and cums and creams and ejaculates when the women orgasms expelling fluids from the vagina which is her cum and cream and squirting. Womens bodies shake during orgasm, leg shaking, feet shaking, roll their eyes back into their head, women get flushed face turning pink or bright red, and women yell out loud moans and toes curl during her orgasm. The female orgasm is amazing.
Female orgasm: I made Kelly orgasm so strong last night! I used my penis and I was pounding her g spot and she came all over me! She creamed on my cock!
That sounds amazing! I want to you give me an orgasm now
The female orgasm is superior to the male orgasm. The female orgasm is more intense, lasts longer and feels way better than the boring, mild and short male orgasm. The female orgasm is so pleasurable from stimulating, stroking and rubbing the pussy.
The female orgasm feels so good, I had one last night
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(n) Being physically aroused by stationery, sorting systems, and other forms of organization.
I can't believe you Marie Kondo-ed all the drawers of your dresser! You're really tapping into my orgasmization.
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1. Physical attraction to stationery, sorting systems, and/or other forms of organization.
2. An orgasm due to this attraction.
I cannot believe you Marie Kondo-ed all the drawers in your dresser! Bro send me pics so I can have an orgasmization.