Paint with all the colors of the wind

To make a wet fart, leaving a visible poop stain on one's clothes

I can paint with all the colors of the wind if I've eaten enough Taco Bell.

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pine cone painting class

is the class that special sam takes and doesnt even paint the pine cone right but gets a pat on back and 1/2 a point for trying 1/2 a point counts for a 100

sam got 3 points and 2 pats on the back today for trying in 6 subjects

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Ice Cream Paint Job

Boston Cream donut with no chocolate on top

I want a box of Ice Cream Paint Jobs and one large coffee please with cream on the inside.

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Whatever paints your wagon

Another way of saying "whatever works for you.

see "whatever floats your boat"

Rob: What are you doing?
Mike: eating mokey brains
Rob: Eh, whatever paints your wagon

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Paint his lover's dick

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick

This dude like to paint his lover's dick.

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Ice Cream Paint Job

Its when a girl sucks a guys dick, has the cum in her mouth, and starts sucking another guys dick with it in her mouth.

Last night I this threesome and this freaky girl gave us an ice cream paint job

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ice cream paint job

A sexual act in which a man intentionally ejaculates on his sex partner's (either sex) bare skin. Referred to as a "facial" when done to the face.

That song's about an ice cream paint job.
An ice cream paint job sounds gross.

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