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That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.
I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate
The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not
Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.
Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.
Don't worry about phantom jake
To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.
Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car
My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.
When you have your fucking earbuds, air pods whatever the fuck for so long that even when removed it feels like it's still on. This phenomenon is akin to phantom limb, it can lasts a few hours.
Dude, I'm experiencing phantom earbuds right now