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Reality politics

N. Political events that could only happen in a reality TV drama. Usually a fight between multiple politicians.

There is no better reality politics than the 2020 US presidential election.

by Next_V March 9, 2020


Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023


Political user

A internet user who is into politics, could be from any political ideology, basically the 99% of all hateful people you find in the internet also they are more likely to be depressed and miserable than the average person

Person 1: look a political user
Person 2: stay away from them if you want to keep your braincells

by Polaroid2 July 19, 2022


backstage politics

a phrase used to discus backstage disagreements or arguments that happen at a pro wrestling show.

Jim: The backstage politics are getting out of hand at that pro-wrestling show.

John: I agree, it really is getting ridiculous.

by realman1969 December 17, 2023


neo-political corrector

in a post-Bill Clinton libero-democratic society, a politically conscious/ conscientious individual who like it or lump it isn't afraid to voice his or her opinion

I would consider myself to be a neo-political corrector since I don't like campus craziness

by Sexydimma December 19, 2017


in politically correct

its a boot-loops term do not bother to correct it you will just make your head hurt.

I go out of my way to be in politically correct

by bootloops April 3, 2019


Political recluse

1: A politician who does not frequently interact with the people who live in the constituency they represent
2: A politician who does not frequently interact with other politicians in the level of government they work in

Senator Moninclair is a political recluse; for she rarely interacts with people from the area she was elected to serve.

by Vanguard 1998 March 24, 2021