Mastodon Rage

To be so filled with seething angst and rage, your only thought is to utter a gutteral growl, like a Mastodon.

Teacher: "Timmy, you have failed the test..."

Student: "URRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!"

Teacher: <Blown Away>
<A Prime example of a Mastodon Rage situation>

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Domingo Rage

To party excessively by drinking heavily, popping pills, getting high, boozing, or all the above on a Sunday.

Primary goal is to party hard on Sunday, go into the office on Monday and kill it.

After four shots of tequila Sunday Funday over, it was time to Domingo Rage.

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rage fade

When you’re drunk and ready to continue to rage/party but then you find yourself in a situation that prevents the party from continuing which results in ‘rage fade’ (i.e. sobering up) and the desire to just go home and to bed.

We left the bar ready to rage some more but the long train ride back to our neighborhood resulted in ‘rage fade’.

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Gamer rage

A intense fury that burns within a gamer when interrupted in gamer mode. It can lead to extreme bouts of Psychosis and cause the gamer to commit multiple felonies.

John: “what happened to your wife”
Derek: “caused gamer rage which led me to punch her and hide the body”

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domestic rage

when one snaps and goes into an almost pyschotic cleaning frenzy

i'M GOING INTO A DOMESTIC RAGE!!!

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Rona Rage

Getting angry about people not maintaining compliance with restrictions during the coronavirus pandemic.

I'm getting rona rage because of these covidiots that don't follow the restrictions during the coronavirus pandemic.

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Penguin rage

when a short fat teacher rages in the class room

omg ms.@#%$ is having a penguin rage11111

teacher: "get back to your work and stop talking"

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