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When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
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Haven't had any sex this year.
She was ugly, but I was drunk and It's been a long season without rain.
Phrase used in servers against rain
let's burn rain she witch
An Irish rain dance is what happens when you're getting head and your partner proceeds to throw up on your penis.
Dude, i was getting head from my girlfriend the other day and she totally Irish rain danced me
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The worst song on the face of the planet. It's a brand new low for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
*The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie comes on the radio*
Person A: I hate this shit!
Person B: Damn, this just made me puke.
Person A: Turn it off, turn it off!
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Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
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My girlfriend is out of my league
My girlfriend raine is out of my league
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