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When you live in the sticks, you understand that your best friends are going to be there till the end, knowing this, your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, now hes sad, how do you make him feel better? Get him drunk! The redneck breakup game is when one friend has a tough breakup, you and him spend the next day-month together, constantly with a beer in your hand and his. There is no way to win the game, and the point of the game it to make him feel better. The game is about being as drunk as possible before the hangover hits. Generally 3-4 days in, hes forgotten about the breakup.
Hell yeah, but it'l be okay, Jim is treatin' him to the redneck breakup game
Used as a derisive term for an individual who espouses a “country” mentality despite having been born and living in the suburbs and therefore being totally removed from it. These persons will typically drive a large truck without actual need or practical use thereof, and wear camouflage clothing to Wal-Mart to signify their status. Country music, seldom used motorsports gear, and fast food are also trademarks of the lifestyle. They are commonly found in the Southeastern United States but may be found throughout the nation.
See that "country" boy driving that F150 past the mall? He really needs it to drive to work and back. What a raised ranch redneck.
The sexual act of filling up your cousin’s vagina with KFC “Finger-lickin’ Good” sauce and performing oral sex.
“Did you see Randy KFC Redneck Dippin’ cousin Sarah?”
“Sir, this is the fifth time you’ve told me this. Please stop following me.”
A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.
"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"
"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."
When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!
A club composed of hicks who drive their trucks through man-made mud puddles.
The hicks are going to the Redneck Yacht Club on Saturday, to get drunk and laugh their asses off at the stupidest event ever.
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Traffic jams on the roads of Pennsylvania starting around 2pm.
2pm and look at all the traffic,all the contractors and factory workers must be all getting out of work if work at all. Looks like redneck rush hour.
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