Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.
Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?
Those songs that make you want to do retard dances or retard vibe. The first retard dance was created by my friend (who gave me permission to mention him) named Gethin. A retard dance is a dance where you let your body go funky and move to the beat. A retard vibe is the solution that comes from retard dancing / silly man moments and listening to retard vibe songs such as "Woah Oh Oh" by Zombie nation. I created the word Retard Vibe after listening to this song and standing up and letting myself go funky funk. Trust me, I knew exactly what it felt like the first time, you will just have to experience it for yourself.
Friend: What are you doing bah?
Me: Retard vibing
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's where you sit down and vibe like a retard or you do a silly man dance.
Friend: So it's just a dance?
Me: NO! It's a vibe, a solution that comes after dancing.
Friend: Ok, I get you know.
Retard Vibes Definition
Someone who surpasses the Stupidness of a normal Retard Or lacks a large amount of Self Awareness
Did you hear that Jack is now classified as a Super Retard?
The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
when two particularly retarded individuals link up and become soul mates
we have a special kind of retard love <3
"Look at that fuckin' meatball over there!"
"James is such a meatball."
"Fuckin' retarded meatball."
is when a person doesn't think straight
Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm