Random
Source Code
Random
The act of wearing sunglasses while out in the sun resulting in having an awkward looking tan where you've been tanned on every part of your body except for around your eyes.
Guy 1: Dude you have a reverse panda!
Guy 2: Shit!
The act of having sex where one partner is wearing pajamas with a butt flap that can open like the postman opening a mailbox.
She's was getting ready for bed, but once I saw her in her pajamas, I couldn't help myself and performed the reverse postman.
The act of receiving oral sex from another person, while that person whom is simultaneously defecating.
"A reverse blumpkin? It's like the time that your sister was taking a shit and I made her suck my cock."
63👍 50👎
A crazy Texan drinks too much beer and decides his penis looks better inverted thus performing athletic maneuvers while displaying his family jewels in a handstand with his pants to the knees.
hanging in nugents sippin on redbulls and vodka then going back to the pad to play some call of duty then looking left OH SNAP mr binkie is upside down. The reverse badfish strikes again!
13👍 8👎
Sex position where the girl sits, facing away, on top of her guy. Do it on other furniture... a chair, stairs, or the edge of the bathtub. Good for hitting her G-Spot
I made Rachel moan in our reverse mastery position.
35👍 26👎
A reverse cumshot is a sexual act that is only for the bravest of men. It is a sexual competition between two men where the object is to reach orgasm before your partner. First, opposite ends of a catheter are inserted into each man's penis thus allowing flow of semen between and into the others penis. Both men masturbate, while kissing and caressing each other. When one man reaches climax his semen is discharged through the catheter into his partners penis, thusly giving him a reverse cumshot. The winner of this competition is the man who ejaculate first.
Dammit. I got a reverse cumshot last night. It hurt and burned and now I have the beast man aids. I just couldn't cum fast enough.
10👍 6👎
The act of placing a strap on, on the ass.
I couldnt sit for an hour because I was doing the reverse strap on.
5👍 1👎