72 virgins and a river of wine

"72 virgins and a river of wine" is a phrase based off of an unverified hadith in Islam. It refers to some description of heaven, which *may* have "72" maiden women and a river of alcohol-free wine.

However, this hadith is unverified and very shaky. Some scholars say it might even be fabricated, as more trustable sources say 2 maiden women, not 72.

Family guy said there would be 72 virgins and a river of wine, but really there is only 2 maiden women and a river of water.

Whiskey River Cream Corn

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw

So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.

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Campbell River Hook-up

A full fledged raunchy hook-up, meaning "All the Way!". Often occuring in the back of a dirty pick up truck, or in your little sisters bed. Usually with an LG.

Campbell River Hook-up! HIGH FIVE!

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A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER

This line means that cs188 posted a Lego City YTP on the February 1st 2020.

Subtitles:

A man has farted into the river in Lity City! Start the nudity!
SSSSS SSSSS SSSSS
Build the helicopter!
And wreck the helicopter!
And off to the rescue!
(revision difficulties screen)
The new helicopter penis collection from Gogo Tity!

W.I.P

It is not just a fricking word
'A MAN HAS FARTED INTO THE RIVER'

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Wolf river Weiner wash

Fingerblast a chick on a sandbar along side a river, getting sand into her vagina. Then you fuck her hard, no lube. Then cum inside her, pull your cum and sand covered dick out, a wash off your dick in her mouth.

I was floatin down the river, and got a hankerin for a wolf river Weiner washer with the old lady.

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Green river high school

A fake ass school with fake ass relationships and friends. The teachers don’t do anything. Everyone’s about reputation and half the school does drugs and has herpes

Green river high school is a...

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mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss

Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss

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