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Salty Sombrero

the term for when you drink so much tequila you start hearing your walls serenading you with "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. In a mariachi fashion, also hanging from this sombrero are rusty fish hooks with raw goat meat the source of this goat meat is unknown. But legend has it the Chupacabra leaves it. Kind of like a really fucked up tooth fairy. Good to note that your name usually ends in -ita, -ito, if you have multiple first names, or your name is consuela.

Bro I got so schwasted last night I think I hit a salty sombrero: and yes I did cry when my walls serenaded me.

by The Branch November 28, 2010

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Salty P

A legendary rapper that we all once knew through the mere images of salt and obedience. His Negroes, help support the salt industry and provide conscience coincidental cooling for his brittle thoughts and understandings of the rap industry.

Example 1: "Hey kids! It's Salty P, ain't no niggas finna mess with me!"

Example 2: Salty P quotes: "Ar-ny P, hen-nes-sy, that's why they call it a no-torious B"

by Dr. Love69 November 19, 2011

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super salty

When someone is salty to the point of desperation and/or frustration.

Toysen was super salty after the game last night.

by sugarshielodz November 19, 2015

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Salty Brioche

A piece of food which can be construed as a sexual innuendo in Bulgarian and English

Would you like to see my salty brioche on webcam?

My Salty Brioche is stumpy

by crotuon king June 26, 2011

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salty balty

when a fly ass nigga get mad

person: "i heard you been gettin fucked in the butt man what the fuck"

salty balty: "boy shut the fuck up wicho oily fat gorilla toes"

person: "alright damn, why you gotta be such a salty balty"

by pussydestoryer123 August 9, 2016

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Salty Guy

A guy with no morals.

He said he wanted to be with my best friend he is a Salty Guy.

by New York Salty November 21, 2015

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salty bitch

Someone who is so awsome others can't handle it.

Wow she is a salty bitch

by salty kid March 28, 2015

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