a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes
wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities
Sausage Hammer
A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.
"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"
A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.
Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia
The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.
Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!
an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone
There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.
Sausage made from ingredients such as ground meats like cow, roo, chicken, formed in a pigs intestine but some times synthetic casings cooked by boiling or frying or smoking, with a cheese saving inside, please be warned this hot scrumptious cheese sometimes explodes and causes burns to what ever lands on
Joannes been eating cheese sausage again, it’s all over her chin and top