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What railfans wear to differentiate themselves from non-railfans.
Someone that is wearing a Second Skin Suit is filming trains.
Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.
Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.
Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner
Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
"Aww crap, I dropped my hot dog on the ground." "It's alright: 5 second rule."
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1. A nerd, who has a crush on/dating the biggest nerd in the school
2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.
3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)
4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.
1. Melony: Lauren's the second biggest nerd in the school
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd
2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.
3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.
4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.
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To buy for another. To take one's place in buying a product.
Side note: Most stores have a policy that forbids them
from letting a second-hand sale for certain items
take place.
Customer 1: I would like to buy a pack of Cigarettes please.
Cashier : Certainly, do you have your I.D. on you?
Customer 1: No I do not.
Cashier : I am sorry, then we cannot sell you the
Cigarettes. We need to see a valid I.D.
Customer 1 leave the store and in comes Customer 2
Customer 2: I'd like to buy that pack of Cigarettes for my
friend who just left.
Cashier : I'm sorry but I need to see your friends and
your I.D. before I can sell them to you. Our
policy forbids us to let a possible Second-hand sale take place.
Customer 2: But I have my I.D.
Cashier : I'm sorry but your friend is the the one who
came in first to buy these and if he doesn't
have his I.D. I cannot sell these to either of
you.
Customer 2: Fuck you man.
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the definition is the man Zack Pearson, and his drunken adventures
Zack Pearson, the four second legend, kept it up for 4 seconds on a night where he "drank like a liter of SoCo" and "locked" himself in the den with a "female".
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