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A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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Jed has THE tiniest - most hilarious shocking sissy clit between hidden in
her secret panties. literally often smaller as than a Chapstick cap. And is an innie regularly .
It’s controlled his life and turned him sissy, and it is his signature the tiniest button.
Jed’s secret button
Jed’s secret button is smaller than even a newborns, and I can see why it has been his biggest life fear for anyone to actually see it. Jed always wears cute panties and it fits perfectly.
Jed has THE tiniest - most hilarious shocking sissy clit between hidden in
her secret panties. literally often smaller as than a Chapstick cap. And is an innie regularly .
It’s controlled his life and turned him sissy, and it is his signature the tiniest button.
Jed’s secret button
Jed’s secret button is smaller than even a newborns, and I can see why it has been his biggest life fear for anyone to actually see it. Jed always wears cute panties and it fits perfectly.
When you go for a poo and the weight and velocity causes it to a round the bend and escape the bowl. On top of that a true secret agent is when this happens that when you wipe your ass there is no poo on the tissue, it’s litterally so clean you could blow your nose on it. This is a true secret agent poo.
Wow it’s amaizing I never thought I would have a secret agent poo after that large mixed grill at spoons
The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.
Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.
Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!
An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk
"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"
It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.