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The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.
Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.
Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!
The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"
Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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Jed has THE tiniest - most hilarious shocking sissy clit between hidden in
her secret panties. literally often smaller as than a Chapstick cap. And is an innie regularly .
It’s controlled his life and turned him sissy, and it is his signature the tiniest button.
Jed’s secret button
Jed’s secret button is smaller than even a newborns, and I can see why it has been his biggest life fear for anyone to actually see it. Jed always wears cute panties and it fits perfectly.
Jed has THE tiniest - most hilarious shocking sissy clit between hidden in
her secret panties. literally often smaller as than a Chapstick cap. And is an innie regularly .
It’s controlled his life and turned him sissy, and it is his signature the tiniest button.
Jed’s secret button
Jed’s secret button is smaller than even a newborns, and I can see why it has been his biggest life fear for anyone to actually see it. Jed always wears cute panties and it fits perfectly.
Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.
- Oh my god, do you know she moves every week to another house.
- Yeah, she is secret hobo.
The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.
After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.