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When you are so nervous or anxious about something that you suddenly have explosive diarrhea.
Let me go take my anxiety shit before I have to face work.
Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.
Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.
Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...
Used to describe a situation that has caused grief. This can be used in very serious situations or completely retarded ones. Kinda like "That Sucks".
It can also be used to describe intensity.
Dean: "Dude... My mother passed away yesterday"
Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."
OR
Dean: "Hey look, I typed 'teh' when I wanted to type 'the'"
Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."
OR
Dean: "Dude, have you seen 'Requiem For A Dream?"
Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."
When some dumbfuck tries to call someone a piece of shit, but somehow fucks up a 5 letter word and makes you automatically feel superior to them.
Bob: You buffoon. You dunderhead. You absolute peace of shit.
Mack: How do you mess up a 5 letter word? You know what? Don't even respond to this reply. Idiot.
When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.
Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.
Shit
A individual who does the exact opposite of what you tell them. They can be extremely annoying and sometimes take it to far. They crave attention and will do anything to get it. They are usually very childish but deep down they are sensitive creatures.
Lately Emma has become quite a little shit.
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What people say when they give up at something out of frustration
Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.
Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!
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