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teenager who thinks it is good to hang out side a shop being a twat
yo cunny commin down shop later for a drink yo
safe yo on you
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Nails done in a low quality shop or market stool. Some/most of them are illegal and nail techs HATE them because they often leave your nails horrible and damaged because you where too cheap to pay £20 ($17)
She had chop shop nails! Ugh! I hate having to work on them.
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When you go out shopping for new ho'z
this girl playing bro, im bout to go bitch shopping
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"Fat people sex"
1. Two fat people that met in a donut shop, because theyre fatties, which results in sex.
2. Both people are so fat that the guy cant tell / does not care if what hes sticking it to is the hole of the woman or the hole in the donut
3. It looks so good and yummy, but it ends with being completely exhausted, feeling fat, and regretting it afterwards
Dude,Im so fat now, the only ass I can get now is a fattie to donut shop fuck with.
( also: donut shopping, a donut shop, to donut shop, and so forth)
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To place a small candy such as m&m's or nerds between the foreskin and glans penis prior to receiving oral sex.
It was valentines day so i thought i would surprise her with chocolates from the Iraqi Candy Shop!
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When a child has done something the parrent percieves as wrong. At that exact moment the parents or grandparents then tell the child that they were planning on a surprise trip to the ice cream shop. They then reveal that since the child was doing something wrong, that the child is no longer alowed to go to said ice cream shop. Now as an adult with some higher reasoning ability onc can see that the child did not have a chance in hell of going to that ice cream shop.
Tom's mother: Sorry Tom, we were going to go to buy your favorite candy, but since you broke the lamp you can't go now.
Tom's older brother: Tom, you were just ice cream shopped! Don't listen to her you were never going to go get candy, you
In this instance the kid just got ice cream shopped and the parrent was being a bitch
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Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.
Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.
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