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The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}
Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.
Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
If you can, To take your best friend’s cum filled condom, pull the cum side out and fuck his drugged sister with it.
My best friend been fucking my wife. So, I Las Vegas Shuffled his sister.
When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.
“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”
When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.
Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...
The action of the passenger in a coupe (2-door car) exiting the vehicle so the passengers in the back can leave. The passenger then returns to his given front seat.
Since Jim was leaving last, he opted to sit in the back to avoid an annoying coupe shuffle.
The act of singing "Every day I'm shufflin'" from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem and then stepping on an opened bottle of Elmer's glue, typically in another person's space.
Person 1: "Why is there glue on the floor?!"
Person 2: "Someone must've done a Devious Shuffle."