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Having sex with a morbidly obese woman.
Last night I was at the pub and I hooked up with this fat chick and took her home and gave her the slip slop slap treatment.
When your iPhone's auto-correct replaces the word that you wanted to insert in a text message box with what you were actually unconsciously thinking of.
Bob: I wanna poke you with all my dick.
Bob's GF: Whaaaaaat???!!
Bob: Ughh, stupid auto-correct. Meant to say "I wanna love you with all my heart"!
Bob's GF: iPhreudian Slip? ;)
Almost sneaky
On the spectrum of sneakiness
She was kind of slip shy about giving all of the ingredients to the recipe
Don’t be so slip shy about it ; give me all the information
When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.
Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."
The unintentional, but yet intentional act of putting it in her ass.
sorry babe! it was just a Freudian Slip.
An accident where a person is trying to have vaginal intercourse, aimed wrong, and either impacts or inserts their member or toy into their partner's anus. -NR
Our evening of sex was ruined when I gave them the Freudian Slip. They were very uncomfortable after that point.
Where one drunkenly ejaculates on the floor and waits for their partner to slip on the floor, landing on their face, then, while their partner is bleeding on the floor, they proceed to buttfuck them till loss of consciousness.
Trevor just Duncan Slip N' Slided Shaquila last night!