Ved is so cool

ved is the coolest guy

yo yo ved is so cool

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Ved is so cool

Ved is so cool he is so cool

yo yo ved is so cool

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So Fucking Idiot

It is the broken English way of saying "I'm such a Fucking Idiot!" by a South American man.

Victor realized that he was So Fucking Idiot when he spent all his money at the Casino.

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So Much In Common

When you have absolutely nothing in common with someone that you have to say you have so much in common as a joke but deep inside it's not really a joke because you actually have absolutely zero in common and it actually hurts sometimes because you can't relate to anything with each other not even anything simple like food or video games or anything like that just absolutely nothing is similar between the two of you and you both know that but you still joke around about it and laugh at silly things together which is perfectly fine but you know it's peak when you point out the smallest thing you both like and act like it is something you have in common when in reality you are just being picky and trying to find something in common from any and every single atom in the universe but at the end of the day as long as you get along with each other there doesn't really have to be anything in common between the two of you.

And breathe. The GIF below signifies the amount of commonality between you two.

Me: *meets bud who I have nothing in common with*
Me: "Omg we have so much in common!!!!!!!!!"

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knot-so-fresh

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.

Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.

Why so British?

A truly Epic line from Dark Bakura from YuGiOh: the abridged Series.

to give context for Why so British? : "Am I scaring you? is it the Accent? let me tell you how i got it....

My father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual so my mummy got the teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he pours boiling hot tea all over her. Then, he comes at me with the teapot and he asks, "Why... so... BRITISH?"

so yeah

if you like summer rain, being naked, dancing, kissing, and fumbling and watching movies,
grab your guy and spend 90 minutes in the shower.

so yeah basically we argue real bad and then spend two hours in the shower to get our rocks off.

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