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Clothespin Soccer

N. soccer with a clothespin.

Steven! lets play some clothespin soccer!

by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011


Pro Soccer Game

A pride parade

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

by TapSnaporNap June 1, 2024


Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day

On November 11th you will be able to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg . Idk if this is legal or not but ye :)

Bro I wish that there was a day where you can to slide tackle a soccer player in the leg.
Well now you can, on Slide tackle a soccer player in the leg day!

by Definitely over 6ft March 9, 2022


Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 4, 2017


Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020


The Soccer Method

The Soccer Method refers to any extreme measures taken to "wake up" a large group of people to let them know about the current situation of their country, city, and area of residence.

The government used the soccer method on the people of south korea, and now they are one of the most hardworking countries.

by DarkMaster01 January 21, 2024


The Lebron James of soccer

Christian Pulisic is the Lebron James of soccer

Whoa did you see the Lebron James of soccer score that goal it was amazing!!!!

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 30, 2022