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A butthole that shoots shit spray
Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her
The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time
Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!
The ‘Spitting Game’ is a game to see how far someone can spit.
Materials needed:
- Red Tape
-Friends
-Place to partake in this activity
Gather 1 (or more friend!) and mark a red line on the floor. Then, you and your friends will take turns spitting. Whoever reaches the red line and/or goes over has won the ‘Spitting Game’
If there is a tie, mark the red line further and retry the ‘Spitting Game’ over and over until there is a tiebreaker/concise winner.
The prize of the ‘Spitting Game’ can be whatever of your choice,
John: Dude, i tried spitting game with Rick and Emily!
William: So cool dude! How’d it go?
John: I WON! I spit the best game, y’know me!
Where one person looks like another
hey dude, adam looks like the spit and dip of sideshowbob!
When on man ejaculate into another mans urethra
Last night me and Donny we’re wrastlin and we gave each other the old Alabama spit swap
To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.
My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.
During sex, before a male is about to ejaculate into his partner’s mouth, he pulls out a bottle of hot sauce and pours that in the partner’s mouth before ejaculating on their unpleasantly surprised face.
“Yeah man, last night my wife was acting moody, so when we had sex I have her a little devil’s spit!”