Liam's Three Step Plan

Liam's plan to always get any girl:

1. Get ripped, or at least toned.
2. Talk to at least 3 girls per day to build confidence.
3. Always wear a dope-ass hat.

I used to be shy, but thanks to Liam's Three Step Plan I've been with every girl on this side of the Mississippi!

green apple two-step

The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.

Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.

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Step ya cookies up

"It means keeping it exclusive. If every nigga can say he had it, you're not exclusive"- Nicki Minaj stated this during an interview.

It can also be referred to as "step ya pussy up"

"Step ya cookies up, before they crumble"- A line from the song Itty Bitty Piggy by Nicki Minaj

Damn, who hasn't slept with you? Step ya cookies up!

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go commit lego step

the absolute worst way to kill someone.
once saying this phrase,

a person will suddenly be forced to step on a lego and then get pulled into the shadow realm.

person 1: you suck
person 2: go commit lego step
person 1: oh god ow! that lego hurts. oh god wait what aaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.

He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!

Green-Apple-Quick-Step

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.

"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."

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LMAO 2-step

A slightly derogatory, humourous name for metalcore, particularly simple metalcore with too many 1 open chord breakdowns.

LMAO is an obvious reference to the internet acronym for Laughing My Ass Off and 2-step is both a dance seen at hardcore shows (which looks like an un-co version of skanking) and the section of a hardcore song which encourages such dancing. Putting the two words together implies that 2-step is laughable.

"hahaha..listen to those breakdowns...fucking LMAO 2-step bullshit"

"LMAO 2-step! *parody of 2-step dancing ensues*"

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