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super porn

A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.

I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.

OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!

by Airec March 8, 2008

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There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.

Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!

by Lil Guuurl August 31, 2010

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Super straight

A "sexuality" made up by insecure men on 4chain and tiktok to invalidate trans people gender identities. Not wanting to date trans people is a preference Brad, not a sexuality. You are still straight.

Man: I am super straight. I only date women with vaginas, you know REAL women.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.

by Socally. March 15, 2021

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super straight

A term used by straight men with a severe addiction to gay porn. It can be written as "⬛🟧" or "🟧⬛", which is a way to communicate with people with the same addiction. It can also be a cry for help.

Hey man, I saw "⬛🟧" in your bio, are you super straight?

by krep40 March 6, 2021

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