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Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings
Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!
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When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.
O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.
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When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.
Helen was just about to flush her massive log when she noticed a delightful sweetcorn surprise!
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when a chick blows a gook and he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his face.
that stupid bitch gave me the gook surprise.
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An overused meme, and none of them are ever quite funny anymore.
The meme came from Season 1, Episode 10, "Bulbasaur and the Hidden Village" of Pokémon. It is shown on the bottom right corner at around 3 minutes.
Me: I wonder if I can bend this spoon
*snap*
Me: surprised pikachu
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to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.
Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?
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