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A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan
Having a tan line horizontally across your face, due to wearing a face mask
I looked in the mirror when I got back home and noticed I have a covid tan right across my face!
A really badass guy. Is an expert in his field. A really good friend who always takes time for the most important things in life. Unfortunately tends to leave everything to his girlfriend, such as choosing a meal in a restaurant.
Typically a tan that occurs on Philmont Rangers that gives them a farmers tan on their arms if they are wearing their short sleeve working uniform and a v-neck tan. This is due to the long amounts of time Rangers spend in the backcountry at Philmont either with crews, on days off, or on an assignment for a work day. This is not exclusive however to just the Ranger Department and can often be seen in off duty Backcountry and on/off duty Conservation Department staff and other staff who are out in the backcountry for a period of time. The more inclusive term is "Philtan".
"Dang dude, being out at Philmont for three months this summer really gave you a Ranger tan".
When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.