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Fag Book

The compilation of all terribly retarded and homosexual jokes.
used to make fun of somebody.

Where'd you get that one, the fag book?

by Sexyface Moore February 28, 2009

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By the book faggot

By the book faggot refers to people who insist on doing things 'by the book' or properly, in fear of being reprimanded.

This type of person is extremely annoying to all rule breakers out there.

These people often run their day to day lives 'by the book' - having to set out their routine ie. go to work, do the laundry, do an assignment, hand in the assignment, go see their boyfriend, go to work and partying on the weekend. While driving to work they follow every single road rule but because they are society faggots and 'by the book faggots' they go slow thus, they should stick to the left lane; however this is NOT done because they are ignorant people. This is VERY annoying for the rule breakers who want to get by them!

These people are closely related to society faggots.

I hate how that bitch is such a goodie goodie.. she's such a 'by the book faggot'.

by andyboiiiiiii November 5, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


mac book

fucking amazing, commonly though of as a non-gaming computer by pc owners, but now it can run Windows (through bootcamp) rendering PCs completely useless-er.

"my mac book can do everything your pc can, and it does it for less money and twice as good."
"PCs are so amazing!!! we can use Windows Vista!"---"Fuck you, my mac can run vista and OSX bitch."

by bonnizzle fo shizzle ma nizzle fuckers November 4, 2007

55๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


comic books

Soap operas for guys.

Usually includes overly-busty women, placed in roles under super-powered roid-raging men with deep voices and capes.

Usually includes one or more love interest.

Just like soap operas, every single noun in the book counts as a 'device plot', including the characters, the love interests, and all other types of personalities.

All writers and artists in major comic books can be accurately referred to as 'boner-inducers', since 99% of what they do with the female characters is designed to get readers hard. Whether it's having ultra-revealing or skin-tight clothing on the women, or making two women kiss during the comic, you can count on them breaking the 'continuity' of the whole thing just to get guys hard.

One of the earliest examples of domestic porn.

Women have soap opera, men have comic books.

by Here's a Guy! January 10, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


tree-book

A book printed on dead trees, i.e. paper, as opposed to an e-book, which only exists electronically. Compare with snail mail.

Thomas: Hey, how do you like your new Kindle?
Andrew: I don't know, I haven't used it yet. I'm still trying to finish all the tree-books I'm reading.

by Cesar Augustus March 28, 2010

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i-book

synonomous for piece of shit

Angela won't get off of her ass. What an i-Book!

by Shadow February 13, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Book Sniffer

N. A peculiar/socially awkward/weird child who prefers the company of textbooks over people. A "nerd" or "dork".

Yeah, that kid with the thick glasses is such a dorky book sniffer.

by fedoramoe November 26, 2010

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