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In the urban black community, when a female in the relationship suspects her man of cheating, she administers the black infidelity test by sniffing her man's penis to make sure it "don't smell like no otha bitch's pussy."
When Laquanda suspected her man Salameh of being unfaithful, she immediately administered the black infidelity test by ordering him to "drop yo' boxers n' lemme smell yo dick."
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Like stage fright, only with standardized tests. One who suffers from Standardized Test Fright fears going into the testing room, having other students stare at them, and Musk Oxen.
To prep for his SAT & ACT tests, Allan perfected first his mind, then his body, utilizing every trick he could find to rid himself of his Standardized Test Fright and assume his rightful place, as the Chosen One.
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A test that tests the reflexes of your ass
Did you do the ass reflex test?
Yes my ass's reflexes are very fast
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A way of testing the competence and or greatness of an individual that usually involves traversing a gauntlet of tasks put forth by the proctor of the test. Failure to complete the Jungle Bar Test would normally result in a revoking of social privileges and or life. Completing the Jungle Bar Test will result in the fulfillment of your wildest dreams, and or the gaining of originally unobtainable street cred.
"bra i don't care what you say you did, only way to prove anything is to take the Jungle Bar Test. Then shit be testified ."
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A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)
One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(
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The act of placing ones penis on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go to Waffle House.
Jon : Is Spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.
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An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
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