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A maneuver in which one briefly drives on the wrong side of a divided highway in order to enter a driveway without having to take a u-turn.
Traffic looks clear, use the Canadian Blowjob.
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little round balls of moose poo
I went to Canada and told my friend i like skittles and he said you have to try Canadian Skittles and he hands me a few brown balls, i asked what are these he said moose poo!
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1. To live off welfare without ever working or putting any effort.
2. To be a parasite, usually depending on government handouts to survive.
"That dude has never worked in his life but he's living in that luxury condo in Toronto"
"Man, that sure is the Canadian dream eh?"
"Yeah, God bless welfare"
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While penetrating your Canadian bitch, you shove your cock balls deep into her asshole and realese your man juice, letting the cum ooze out of there onto a clam shell, then make her suck it out, like a raw clam
Yo John Canadian clambaked his woman last night at the party. Shit was crazy
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A device used for the removal of fecal matter from the undercarriage. A Canadian baday as opposed to the water operated models found elsewhere in the world, is actually comprised of a high-powered belt sander flipped upside down. Extremely effective. Entirely unsatisfactory.
I ran out of that there toilet paper doncha know. Guess i'll just use that old Canadian Baday.
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When a man pours steaming maple syrup into a women's vagina and then sucks it out through a bendy straw
Last night was fucking insane, i gave some chick a canadian brunch.
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