future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life

That special person that fate, destiny, the cosmos, has placed on our paths, but not necessarily at the right time or place. The person we most care about--whether we are aware of it or not--the person that most moves us in body, mind, and soul. Dare I say a soul mate. The one special we have to bare the pang and scorn of 1000 years to behold for a fleeting instance in perfect time.

Andy played her voice message, and the volume was set too high. Everyone heard her voice and he blushed. "They all heard your voice" he said, and Ally responded, "tell them I'm your future-girlfriend-lover-love-of-your-life."

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FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.

Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."

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National Give your Lover a kiss day

Give your lover a kiss!

National Give your lover a kiss day

blonde skinny cbc boy lover

go by the name kelly barr. want chicken wings all the time right until you do. generally just really really weird.

hey did u see that blonde skinny cbc boy lover earlier? oh my god didn’t know kelly barr was here ew.

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my part-time lover and a full time friend

a guy who you will always love to be around because of his rocking personality but occasionally you turn to him when you crave a hookup. You will always love him but the circumstances do not allow you to have a true relationship so you treasure the intimate times you share but know you cannot get fully attached. This is often the case with couples who break up..

" You're my part-time lover and a full time friend" from the song by the moldy peaches.. featured in the movie Juno :)
-my ex boyfriend Max is my part-time lover and my full time friend. He's such as sweet guy and a the best romantic partner but he lives to far away to be my man.

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i just wanna get high with my lover

i just wanna get high with my lover

i just wanna get high with my lover

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Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother

A bad song you wrote as a kid

Baby Crazy cru cry crazy baby baby dead as lover bab6 mother nigga brother Other other fatty funder

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