moose poop

what to call someone if u find urself in a pickle and this person is bugging the shit outta u (like a laxative brownie =D )

ugh i cant believe u did that.. u moose poop!!

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cwazy like a moose

used to describe insanity and homosexuallism at the same time, hence the 'cwazy' instead of 'crazy'.

"Wow, you'we cwazy. You'we cwazy like a moose!"

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Giant Killer Grizzly Moose

Mythical creature that eats kids and grandkids who misbehave. There are two types

Grizzly mooseflapicus - they fly on wings like dragons
Grizzly moosesneakycuss - they don't fly but will catch and eat kids unaware.

Both usual roam around bed time and snatch up kids who are supposed to be in bed.

Very hard to kill and rarely spotted.

We used to hunt giant killer grizzly moose using horrible kids for bait but we ran out of bait- till you showed up.

I'll Do It Moose

pretty much the oppisite of nose goes except you put your hands on your head and make them look like moose antlers

Person 1: Who wants to take the groceries in?
Person 2:...
Person 3:...
Person 1: I'll give five bucks.
Person 3: *Makes moose Antlers* I'll Do It Moose
Person 2: Dammit

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Moose Jaw milk

The combination of Saskatoon berries and Rogers sugar added to milk from a Moose Jaw cow.

Also the name of the of a milk stout brewed in Moose Jaw.

We collected Saskatoon berries, added some West Coast Rogers sugar and mixed them in milk from Bessie, the Moose Jaw cow, to make Moose Jaw Milk.

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Blue Spruce Moose Juice

a certain type of weed that is blue and runny when strained(or filtered). found in canada deep in the canadian forests very rare in value.

i went to canada this summer i found some saweeeet Blue Spruce Moose Juice

realziez

yup

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Messed Up My Moose

An exclamation uttered when an attempt to turn lemons into lemonade is either sabotaged or derailed.

Oh, Pooh! You messed up my moose!