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The term “Bigger Penguin” is another way of expressing a male’s private to be more grown and advantages than most. Someone with one would be considered dangerous to this world for being harmful while raw to others .
“He offered his Bigger Penguin after the party”
A young person who can burn the elite.
that college kid burned all of washiongton d.c elite, he must be a wasted penguin.
When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.
I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.
The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!
A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.
She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.