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A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.
Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.
Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.
So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
This is someone who obsesses over if your pregnant.
"You popo is gonna become the pregnancy police"
Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.
Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.
Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard
H.M: Do you know the wet police
Y/n: you mean lifeguard
The word you say when you see a girl who is good looking but not over the top hot.
Guy 1: Hey check out that girl shes decent.
Guy 2: Call the Dece Police!
to tidy something, make something look nice and uniform
My dad made us police the area before leaving for our friends.