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An overrated pop star.
-She gets all her fame and fortune by making everyone feel sorry for her. Kanye West disses her bloody horrible and stupid music video that she stupidly won an award for, so now the whole world feels bad for her, so now she wins every award possible.Got girls everywhere feeling sorry for her because Joe Jonas broke her heart after no more than a two month, long distance relationship.
-Has little vocal ability, yet wins awards against the likes of Martina McBride and Beyonce, again because people feel bad for her, and everyone seems to jump on the bandwagon.
-Claims to write all of her songs about personal experiences, yet if you listen to her albums, it's obvious that she is either a wh.ore who's had way to many boyfriends at such a young age, is a complete b.itch that no guy can stand to date for more than a month or two, or happens to be A LIAR.
-Acts as if she is all innocent and perfect, yet she wears extremely short skirts in concert, then disses short skirts in one of her songs. Oh, AND she takes pictures with people who have Nazi symbols painted all over their clothing.
-Is over emotional about guys. Thinks every guy she speaks to should adore her unconditionally forever and ever. And actually believes it's perfectly fine to stalk her ex boyfriends "just to check up on them" and admit to it, for the entire world to hear.
-Has NO vocal skills, NO guitar skills at all.
-Basically just an insult to country music.
Girl #1: OMG. TAYLOR SWIFT IS SO AMAZING. I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER, KANYE WEST IS SUCH A RETARDED IDIOT, BEYONCE'S VIDEO SUCKS, HE SUCKS, HE'S THE WORST PERSON ALIVE.
Girl #2: HAHAHAHA. I thought it was funny. I mean, Beyonce's video was epic. Kanye was right, wether he was nice about it or not.
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The winner of American Idol at 9:59 PM on March 24, 2006.
He had gray hair too.
And the Winner of American Idol Season 5 is
TAYLOR HICKS!!!!
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Hotter than your girlfriend.
Taylor Swift is hotter than your girlfriend.
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Girl who has everything you ever wanted. She has the boy of your dreams and doesn't even realize how lucky she is. She also hates you for absolute no reason and will on occasion glare at you.
Did you see that Taylor chick glare at me? She has literal daggers in her eyes.
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A Taylor when used as a girl is a slutty ass bitch with blonde hair.
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A beautiful and incredibly talented singer whose blue eyes apparently put the stars in Georgia to shame.
Girl #1: Who sings that great song "Tim McGraw"???
Girl #2: That beautiful and incredibly talented singer Taylor Swift of course!!!
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A girl version of Justin Bieber
Can't really sing nor play guitar
All of their songs are about stupid made-up love and only has two different chords
Acts like they're 5 years younger
Idols of retarded 6-13 years old girls
Little Girl: When I grow up, I want to be like Taylor Swift!
Girl 2: Isn't she the "country" singer with fucking mediocre songs with stupid lyrics?
Guy: Yeah, just like Justin Bieber
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