Your best friend from your orgy that is willing to do anything, anywhere with them
Me and my unicorn bitch have such a great time, and I can use them anytime!
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Slang for semen used within the gay community.
Jeremy filled me full of Unicorn Milk last night!
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When you and your significant other are in the 69 position, whilst you are on the bottom position licking her out, she takes a solid dump on your forehead
"Charmaine took a solid dump on my head while I was tounge punching her meat curtains, as I let out a yelp I realised I look like a Screaming Unicorn"
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When a βspit roastβ occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. π³οΈ π One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance βYMCAβ is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
Would you like to βrainbow unicornβ with Bruce and I during the parade today. βοΈπ¦π³οΈ π
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Dusting the unicorn is slang for doing blow off a tranny hooker's hard cock, preferably while they wearing body glitter.
"Oh Rodney, you will never guess what happened this weekend! I was busted dusting the unicorn!"
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A sex position where the girl has a unicorn butt plug in her arse while getting jammed by a homie
Damn, me and my girl tried the reverse unicorn last night that shit was brutal
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A unicorn is a bisexual woman, usually the third in a poly relationship. A unicorn farm is a open or closed poly relationship involving more than one unicorn. The man in a poly relationship with two or more unicorns would be the unicorn farmer. Someone interested in starting or being in such a relationship could also be called a unicorn farmer.
I want to be a unicorn farmer when I grow up.
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