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A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.
"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.
When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
When one licks another's sweaty testicles whilst vacationing on a beach wearing a concealed suicide vest.
When on vacation, I awaited the unsuspecting Afghani Tongue Bath from an unknown stranger.
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I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.
When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.
Putting herpes meds on your member
I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.
When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.
He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.