Random
Source Code
Random
Water put in a bucket for toys to bathe in
Little sister: Look! The unicorns are in a bucket bath!
Older sister: I can see
When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.
Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*
When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.
Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!
To wash your dick in the sink.
Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.
A Sippy Bird Bath is when a women fills her mouth up with Kool-Aid or any type of cold beverage and her man dips his balls in it.
My GF prefers sprite when she does the Sippy Bird Bath.
A woman that participates in narcissistic social media .. she who thinks she’s innocent Also known as a Sarah Lynn
Open your eyes and realize I’m here and let me be there you bath waterless bitch
When you bath with a bunch of spunges
My sponge bath was sticky