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When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment
*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.
When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?
Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.
Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.
Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.
Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.
Qookie: That’s a good Pink
Those freshmen niggas who play juice wrld with their bluetooth speakers in the backpacks while crossing classes
Watch this..”FRESHMEN LOOKIN LIKE A BLOCK-BUSTIN HEADASS!!”
All those kids block-bustin’ have absolute no taste in fucking music man.
To look serious so you appear intimidating in the hood
I had my block face on when I was in the other part of the hood.
To have pseudo ownership of a neighborhood (or permission) to run illegal business through.
Whenever you hear a drug dealer talking about getting a block for their birthday, this is generally what they are talking about.
Usually given to them by higher ranking dealers or plugs. These people don’t literally own the block, but they have the power and respect to go uncontested from the people that inhabit it. Other unaffiliated dealers may try to steal your block through various means though.
Dealer A: You hear about Tommy?
Dealer B: Yeah, bro got Glenwood ave for his birthday
Dealer A: I can’t wait until I get a chance to run a block.
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When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.
"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"
When the US government seizes a torrent or peer-to-peer website, thus rendering its services obsolete.
The US government seized my favorite torrent website...total doc block.