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Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.
Accomplishments:
1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad
"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son
"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
Will do sexual service for drugs or for money for drugs. See also COKE Whore, junkie whore, Crack whore, fet fiend,
Pass me the narcan,, Fetty Boof over here turning blue
So, boofing liquid cannabis is the act of utilizing cannabis oil in a syringe and shooting it up your rectum. It’s a very fast and intense high. You definitely need to get your snacks fast and get yourself to the couch or bed to chill as it hits fast. It’s so, so satisfying.
It’s been a VERY stressful week. Time to start boofing liquid cannabis to kick off the weekend. Oohhhh! Ahhh! Yassss!
To have an intense smoke session with a group of friends
“Y’all wanna come out here and boof down real quick”
The fine act of using a dead animal carcass as the delivery method for anal consumed drugs
O man last night was wild I can't believe we used that skunk we hit with the car to Nurgle boof all that K we had in the trunk. What a epic Nurgle boofing night.
A type of strong-ass weed from sajmon that knocks you out.
There are rumors that the mighty boof is laced by bouffalant himself.
Mighty Boof is v2's ancestor.
"Mighty boof got me high af!"
"Hey, you got any more mighty boof?"
The brown orifice that most commonly is used for defecating, but may or may not be used to boof (insert drugs into anus).
"Did you hear that Neal licked out that chick's boof chute last night?!"
After years of using suppositories, Chris' boof chute caused him great deals of pain.