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A viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. It is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. When stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.
When examined closely, cat jizz, and cat ejaculation smell, feel, and taste very similar.
Guy 1: Dude! What did you just step in?
Guy 2: Ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, I'll just scrap this nasty shit off.
Guy 1: Why is that gum black?
Guy 2: Dayum! You're right, this must be cat jizz, damn not again!
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Pat: Me and the Cat Pack are spending the night with a sugar daddy.
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Australian & New Zealand simile: "Goes like a cut cat" meaning "very fast". No definitive origin, but possibly refers to the speed of escape after a tomcat's castration.
Test drove a GT-B yesterday - floored it on the on-ramp and she took off like a cut cat.
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the coolest game ever okay?!!? play it or pass away okay?!?! cats are cool yk?!?! okay!?!?
battle cats is such a cool game?!?!
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scu·ba cat (skoo-buh kat)
n.
1. A cat that enjoys being in water.
2. A sopping-wet pussy.
3. Term of endearment.
interj.
1. Cry of warning to persons in a swimming pool who are in danger of being struck by airborne cat.
Origin(s): late-2000s, a scuba-diving calico featured on Discovery Channel's "How Stuff Works" show.
Examples:
"Chester hates getting wet! ... Yeah, he's no scuba cat."
"Miss u Scuba Cat! Sending u lotsa luv & kitty kisses! home by 8PM! xoxo" (via text)
"Heads-up! ... Scuba cat!!" (throws cat into pool)
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1. A cat which is cute
2. A master of weaponry
3. The pinnacle of the ultimate apocalypse, Armageddon
5. The which has a power level of over 9000
6. Did you notice that i skipped 4? I'll bet you did
Person 1 - "Wow, what a cute cat!"
Person 2 - "Not only is it cute, it has a huge weapon closet, a power level of over 9000, and in that weapon closet is an array of super-sized I.C.B.M.s."
Person 1 - 0 . 0
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A single person that attempts to fill the loneliness in their life with cats.
Jenny couldn't find a husband so she went to the Human Society and became a cat collector.
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