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meta-eating

The act of eating a more readily accessible type of food while concurrently pursuing a more difficultly procured food product. This is done in order to save time and/or avoid boredom.

The dining hall was serving salad, paninis, and pizza, the latter two of which had significant waiting lines. Johnson wanted a salad and panini for lunch, so he grabbed a salad and ate it as he stood in line for his sandwich.

"Dude, you're totally meta-eating right now," his friend said.

"What the fuck are you talking about?" Johnson replied.

by suffers_the_dining_hall_experi February 13, 2012


Eating iron

To eat dicks or S a D

Malc malc loves eating iron

by Malcmalc July 21, 2014


Eating with McGraw

When you go outside to eat in the bitter cold without any coat.

Wanna go out side and eating? We'll be eating with McGraw

by peacefulcheast31 December 18, 2019


Eat their hearts

To intimidate others to such a degree as to receive praise and respect. This is similar to a power move, but it gets a positive reaction from those who it is used on.

“Hey Zach, how did I do? Did I eat their hearts?”

Yes, you really did. They expected trash, but you received full respect.”

by Señor Axolotl March 09, 2022


eating a test

1) The test was easy for you, you finished it in 20 Minutes and you're proud of your work.

2) You got a bad grade on your test so you litteraly put it in your mouth and swallow it to make the evidence disappear.

1) Damn it was so easy, I ate this math test !

2) Shit, if my parents discover this grade, I'm dead ! I'm going to eat it for breakfast !!!

Man, I never thought that eating a test was so tasty.

by Thunder07 December 10, 2020


Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage April 17, 2012


Eat Cardboard

The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.

George can’t wait to eat cardboard and see the Disco Biscuits next month.

by bertrando1 March 08, 2022