A point system from 1 to 10 ( 10 being the highest) used by men to measure a females overall attractiveness. Includes sexual undertones used to declare your desire to sleep with this person of interest.
See that babe sitting at the bar? She's busty , dressed tight and ready . I'd give her a 9.5 on the babe scale!
The scale to measure how saggy your boobs are.
Sit and place a pencil on the underside of your boob. The number of pencil widths away from the nipple dictate the scale of sagginess.
1 pencil = saggy
2 pencil = deflated
3 pencil = empty
4 pencil = witch tits
5 pencil = pancakes
6 pencil = spaniels ears
7 pencil = ruined
8 pencil = cucumbers
Measure your saggy boobs with this saggy scale
a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded
On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome
On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1
Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.
person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”
person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
alternative form of low-key; not intense and lacks modesty
(1) ah! this is low-scale funny
(2) You're low-scale cute, to be frank.
The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:
1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.
2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)
3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.
4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).
5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.
Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
A scale describing how high someone is through a list of relatable descriptor words.
Please see as followed:
1. Creamed (as high as possible)
2. Zooted
3. Baked
4. Glazed
5. High
6. Lifted
"Hey man, are you okay after smoking that much? You look totally creamed according to the Zooted Scale."