This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)
Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride
A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
A throne tuber is someone who shits and stays in the Bathroom on the throne watching YouTube for way beyond allowable bathroom time.
“Dude get the fuck off the throne you been throne tubing for 63 minute I know YOU AINT SHITTING THAT LONG!!!”
Slang for taking a thumb in the bum, maybe even more depending on your preference.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like life just gave you a solid flesh tube thimmy.
Person 2: I swear to you man life has rightfully fucked my own week.
The shittest tube station in london. Had to climb the stairs about 15 storeys up coz the lift fucked itself. Totally buggered after that lol
Covent Garden Tube station is a bloody nightmare, just stay on the train until leicester square
When you get aggressively fuck a cow.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?
An uncircumcised British men's "old man."
That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!
So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!