Uncle Roach

Uncle Roach is mad rad. He is the coolest uncle around and you are very lucky if you have an Uncle Roach. Uncle Roachs tend to have "young bitches" and will have the craziest stories from his youth, however a true Uncle Roach doesn't let age get the best of him and will still be as wild as he was in high school.

"Wow Uncle Roach, you really are the coolest"

Uncle Jimmy

its were a uncle and a jimmy combined = UncleJimmy

Uncle Jimmy

Uncle Eddie

When you bust a nut in her butt and yell, "Shitter's full!"

I gave your mom the ol' Uncle Eddie last night.

uncle jose

the greatest president who mixes spices in the kitchen, go buy him an oof mug, please boi

Carl: Uncle jose make me mac and cheese
Uncle: get your own dang mac and cheese boi
Carl: thank you for your presence
Uncle: good boi good

creepy uncle

when a gentleman secretly masterbates while the female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.

Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.

Uncle Tito

A large Hawaiian/Canadian, generally one who doesn't succeed in anything (besides, of course, eating).

Jassiem: "Look at Max over there, he's stuffing himself with pudding"
Nick: "Yeah he's such an Uncle Tito"

Uncle Zack

Noun: Any person(s) who occupy the bathroom for an extended period of time while you are defecating.

An Uncle Zack will usually enter the bathroom, be silent, and usually look in the mirror for extended periods. Be careful not to get caught peeking to see if the Uncle Zack has left.

I was done pinching my loaf but couldn't wipe because there was an Uncle Zack in the bathroom.