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During sex, just as the male is about to cum, he doens't tell the female and instead shoots the money shot on the face.
reference to Ranch Dressing
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A school in Allendale, MI, where the guys will brag about the male to female ratio too make themselves feel better about going to such a lame ass school located, literally, in the middle of butt fucking nowhere. Though the ratio indeed seems great, one would rather leave the party too have sex with the nearby corn stalks than to listen to the stuck up, crotch sniffing, dumb ass bitches that go there.
Grand Valley State University
MSU visitor: "Why are you going outside?"
GVSU student: "Too have sex with a cornstalk."
MSU visitor: "Why would you do that ... ?"
GVSU student: "Once you understand that corn stalks don't bitch like all the girls back at the party, there great !"
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Person 1: *drops hydroflask*
Person 2: Skskskskskskskssk
person1: I hate castro valley high school
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The greatest high school on the planet. Represented by the great, proud, and mighty.
Amador Valley High is best known for it's dominating Competition Civics team, which always beats the rival team, Foothill High School. The Competition Civics team won nationals in 1995, and hopes to do so this year.
The school's colors are purple and gold. It is located in Pleasanton, CA, and is a top school in the nation.
Come visit!
This high school is so awesome, it's almost as great as Amador Valley High School!
How great is Amador Valley High School? Definitely better than Foothill!
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High school that was offered laptops and all these other tech-savy shit in 2002. The next year, they took it away because all we kids broke them. Now EVHS is just a regular over-populated Californian high school with a lot of Cacuasians that they think they're gangsta, a few Black kids who swear they're gangsta, not many scary Asian gangstas, and A LOT of scary looking Hispanic gangsta kids that ended up here and not at Mt Pleasant or Silver Creek because their parents are rich enough to be in the middle.
And there are a bunch of gay males, lots of bisexual females, and no lesbians.
idiot1: "I go to Evergreen Valley High School"
idiot2: "Oh you must drive your Hummer to school, work at Hollister, your parents are engineers, and you have laptops. Ritchbitch"
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The worst school ever. It 's in the middle of the desert in the shithole town known as Yucca Valley. Half of the kids are here because their parents forgot to where a condom. It is full of white trash, emos, illegal aliens, stoners, and methheads. All the girls are ugly and have stds. Some people realize how shitty it is and will do everything to leave.
Don't ever go to this school.
Person 1: "What school are you going to?"
Person 2: "Yucca Valley High School."
Person 2: "I hope you enjoy your stds and meth.
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Sipsey Valley High School is 99% atheist 1% Islamic, and 100% white trash. The pregancy rate at SVHS is 90% for females and 10% for males. All of their sports suck so bad, all of their athletes change schools, hoping for just one win. All of their teachers are former sex offenders that have spent at least 10 years in prison.
Pregant teen walks up.
Person, "You must go to Sipsey Valley High School."
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