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Winning

A word that after Charlie Sheen's excessive use... it doesn't sound like you're exactly "Winning" anymore.

Person 1: Hey Phil! Today I got fired from my job, my wife left me, and the court is going to take my kids. I got all the time in the world! WINNING!!! Wanna hang out?

Phil: FAILING!!!

by Cindor March 7, 2011


Winning

Charlie Sheen.

"Are you bipolar?" "I'm bi WINNING!

by CDZombie March 12, 2011


Winning

What Charlie Sheen does.

The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. - Charlie Sheen

by antibomb March 5, 2011


Winning

Being Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm still winning!"

by African Chip Salesman March 11, 2011


winning

Some thing Charlie Sheen is good at.

Interviewer: At you bipolar?
Sheen: I'm bi-winning.

by megow March 16, 2011


Winning

You wouldn't hear about as many female athletes shooting up in the neck in a postseason game. Females live longer because they're chicken shot about taking unnecessary risks with their bodies like that, even if they're chicken shit, they're still alive at 70 something in greater numbers than males are.

Females are no less desperate than males to win at something, they're just more desperate to live to win another day at something, which is why they usually live longer lifespans which is like winning to them.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019


Winning

Winning is nice and all, but you gotta be pretty desperate for it if you're getting shots in your neck. Hopefully if someone told you that shooting heroin in your neck would get you a ring, you wouldn't be desperate enough to start doing it, though all of a sudden the same guys getting shots in their neck who don't judge would start calling other guys junkies who got the heroin shots, which is hypocrisy.

The guy shot up five times in the neck to get a title, he must think if you're not winning that way, you're not trying.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019