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When a behemoth of a man has intercourse with a midget, then fucks her so hard the pussy is now unrecognizable, then proceeds to grab a butternut squash filled with platypus semen and freezes it then force her to eat said squash then you inject her with your own piss and semen while passing a kidney stone inside her thus creating a Dijon mustard like paste, after all of the butternut squash it finished you force feed her laxatives while fucking her, as soon as she makes the fattest shit known to man kind you eat it and throw it up into the pussy along with the entirety of a roast beef you had for lunch. thus creating a hell hole resembling the deepest depths of hell.
I took ths midget broad home the other day and gave her the ol' Crusher of Worlds.
Verb. to give someone an elbow to the face/head area with a large enough force to cause a concussion..may or may not be deliberate contact
Noun. a term for giving a concussion
Doctor: What happened sonny?
Kid: I got "world peace(d)" in the head while playing basketball...
Doctor: Looks like a concussion...
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I'm gonna give that dude some world peace today..
The changes and standards within of our current generation.
"Everyone is so attached to their phones nowadays, Jonny."
"Don't pay any mind, Fred, it's just a new age, the way of the world (wotw)."
How your brain processes judgment
Person 1 # hey herschel you be acting different whats in that inner world of yours
Herschel # Absolutely nothing
I would just like to direct this entry to all you guys who play this shitty ass game. Let me give you a little example of what this pointless internet game can do to your already pathetic lives:
I have been stranded on an island for my summer vacation for about a week now, no internet, no cel phone signal...
Only today my phone picked up a signal, and i called my boyfriend to explain to him why i had missed all his calls. This is the the fucking answer i get:
" Hey honey, usually i would hang-up the phone to talk to you, but im playing with all my guild members, we are in a really tight situation and i cant just say good-bye without them getting pissed at me."
Oh really?? well guess what? fuck you and your fucking world of warcraft, because im not waiting around for a fucking asshole who cares more about some fucking virtual friends than about his girlfriend. Maybe you can find a way for your guild buddies to fuck you pal. See you when you are 80, in debt, and alone jackass.
love,
me
An absolutely horrible movie made by Stephen Spielberg. The plot was thrown together in such a crappy fashion that you really can't follow it and make any sense of it if you don't read the book.
War of The Worlds was the shittiest movie I ever saw.
Proof another good year is dying.
Damn it's cold today.
Looks like it's going to rain.
Or snow.
Yeah. You want to come over and the World Series tonight?
Nah. Got to do some early Christmas shopping.