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Getting a full beer and chugging in with your friends that may be miles away, while on the phone.
Guy 1 in California calls Guy 2 in Philadelphia:
"Hey Buddy, I miss you guys. I have a full beer time for a Cross Country Chug."
Guy 2: "Hey everyone, Guy 2's on the phone Cross Country Chug"
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1) A 2005 novel by Pulitzer Prize winning author Cormac McCarthy.
2) A 2007 film by the Coen brothers based on the book. Winner of four Oscars including best picture.
Both are inappropriate for children or idiots.
"Dude, what did you think about the ending of 'No Country For Old Men?'"
"I was bored. That movie needed more explosions, like in 'Transformers.'"
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Something that could happen in the future. The United States of America would become the United Countries of the World and it would become a world nation. There would be no more war. Antarctica would just become a single country owned by the United Countries of the World.
Imagine what would happen if the United States of America turned into the United Countries of the World.
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Put deisred food (preferably broccoli and cheese or mashed potatoes) in grandmas vagina once awake in the morning. when dinner time comes Granny quiffs out your hot and steamy Old country buffet on your plate.
Hey mom, what are we having for dinner?
The old country buffet!
YAY!!
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An all-male hickville orgy, doggy-style sex romp.
I approached the vacant house in red-neck Gayville, and much to my dismay,I felt sick to my gut, and horny. at the same time. You try witnessing a Country gravy train!
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Kid 1: wanna play some country simulator v0.7 ?
Kid 1: heck yeah
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The same thing as a limousine or latte liberal but on the other end of the spectrum. They talk about people working their way up, but they themselves grew up wealthy and never had a job that daddy's friends didn't set them up with, and wouldn't have kept those jobs on their own. They want the government out of everybody's lives until it's time to parcel out the subsidies.
The only major difference between them and limousine liberals is that they play more golf.
Limo Lib: "Every time I drive my Lexus to Starbucks I feel so sad for all those poor people I see. The government should give them all of someone else's money, as long as it's not mine"
Country Club Conservative: "Oh big deal. They're just too lazy to hire a lobbyist to get money for them."
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