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An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
guy 1: damn, she's kinda fine. i don't think she looks old enough so i'll ask her when she is going to hit the clock
guy 2: that's really weird bro
Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.
Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?
The time of day that heard animals all defecate at once.
It seems to be Poo O Clock in the afternoon.
The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping
"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."
The hypothetical clock that counts down the time you have to determine if a girl is a thot or not. Similar to a shot clock in basketball, the thot clock adds pressure on you to make a decision of whether this girl is dateable or not. In one respect, if you give a thot too much attention, she won’t leave you alone; therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re stuck with her. Alternatively, if she is not a thot and you don’t act quick enough, she’ll leave you for another guy. Therefore, the thot clock ran out and you’re left without a girl.
Friend A: That girl so damn fine, but I think she’s a thot.
Friend B: You better make a move quick. Your thot clock is running out.
When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.
Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!